I am seriously considering change my team alliance from the Bucks to the Heat so that my incessant stanning of Tyler Herro looks more reasonable. Like, yeah, I’m a Heat fan, so of COURSE I’m super-duper hyped for Herro at all times. It looks kinda weird for a Bucks fan to be so obsessed (even if Herro is a born-and-bred Wisconsinoid), but for a Heat fan, it’s par for the course. Giannis is great and all, but he’s way too good for my liking at this point. He was more fun when he was nothing but a potential-laden rookie with long arms who was getting outplayed by Nate Wolters.
Or, I could go with my original idea of making an anonymous Herro-based YouTube channel where I can be the Herro homer that I always wanted to be without anyone being able to connect the homerism to DownToBuck. That might be the easier route, if it ever happens, it’ll be called “HerroBall” (thanks to the commentor who suggest that) but I won’t let you all know because I don’t want this traced back to me. This description will probably be replaced with some generic sludge about how Herro had a good game tonight but didn’t make enough threes.
Which is totally true, by the way. Herro had a good game tonight but didn’t make enough threes. It’s really cool that he can go inside the arc and make layups and stuff, but that’s not why I’m hyped for him. Him taking a layup is demonstrably and blatantly worse than him just pulling the ball all the way out and shooting from 30.