Warning: this Brandon Clarke video contains an alarming, almost criminal amount of brutal whammage. Honestly, this entire video, but especially the part where Clarke rides Ian Mahinmi like a horsie all the way from the free throw line to the rim and booms all over him, should be sent to the deepweb where it belongs. Average internet users should not be able to watch this, nor should they even want to watch this. My channel isn’t monetized, but YouTube would totally demonetize it if they knew what kind of sick filth was being portrayed here.
Clarke, prior to this game, had been a very efficient rookie but not an exceptionally prolific one. This is his fist twenty-point game. Now he has shown us that he can sustain his scoring even when shouldering a larger amount of the scoring load. He has also shown us that he can regularly blam all over people without even really trying. Meanwhile, I have never blammed on anybody in my life, unless you change the definition of “blammed”. Actually, no matter how loose of a definition of “blammed” you use, it’s unlikely that anything I’ve ever done in my life would fit that definition.
How exactly is it fair that the Grizzlies have two of the best rookies on the same team? Well, I guess it’s fair because they’re not very good right now and they need some homegrown talent to pan out if they want to make the playoffs anytime soon. And if Marko Guduric turns out as good as every other Serb in the NBA turns out, you can say that they have three of the best rookies in the league. Hopefully that thought will soothe the anguish of Grizzlies fans who have to sit through this losing season.