December 22, 2019 – Page 2

Markieff Morris 23 Points/7 Threes/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2019)

I know what question you are asking to yourself right now, and no, this is not Markieff Morris’ career high in assists. He’s had multiple (is “multiple” too strong a word when the number is actually just two?) eight-assist games. It’s surprising, but a guy who is willing to have the ball as much as…

Troy Brown 19 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)

Troy Brown Jr.’s continued development into something approximating a real NBA role-player has gone unnoticed by all but the most ardent NBA fans. No lie, this may be the kind of thing that has escaped even Zach Lowe’s notice. Okay, that’s probably not true, even if his quote “What if Brown is on a path…

Anzejs Pasecniks 11 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)

Anzejs “The NBA Player Too Obscure for Basketball-reference To Acknowledge” Pasecniks was, up until recently, and as his nickname suggests, too obscure for basketball-reference to acknowledge as having actually played in an NBA game. I don’t know who they were giving his stats to, but they weren’t giving them to him, because he continued being…

Coby White 19 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)

For fun and edification, here is a list of players who have a lower True Shooting Percentage than Coby White, in order from best to worst: -RJ Barrett -Tyus Jones -Nickeil Alexander-Walker -Cam Reddish -Treveon Graham -Jarrett Culver -Dwayne Bacon -Jordan Poole For further fun and even greater edification, here is a list of players…

Alex Len 23 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)

Alex Len dominating = big Hawks lead. Alex Len not dominating = Hawks lose again. The clear and obvious solution to this problem is to set things up so that Alex Len is always dominating. However, that’s a clear and obvious solution only until you try to do anything other than say it, because Len…

Brook Lopez 14 Points/7 Blocks Full Highlights (12/21/2019)

Brook Lopez has been disappointing from the threezone this season. His sub-30% shooting from deep has turned him into an inefficient overall scorer. When defenses stop bothering to contest his three-point attempts, his benefit on that side of the ball will be all but negated until he goes back to his bread and butter, which…

Kyle Korver 17 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)

Think about the 38-year-olds you know in your life, or just all the people you know who are in that late-thirties range. Depending your own age group, you might not know a lot of people in that age range except as teachers or parents. Anyway, picture those people in your mind. Now picture them playing…

Terry Rozier 29 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)

Terry “Tank Commander” Rozier was signed to command the tank for the Hornets. That’s why his nickname is “Tank Commander”. If his designated duty were not to command the Hornets’ tank all the way to the top of the lottery odds, then his nickname would be something else. Maybe a nickname that involves rhyming “Terry”…

Garrett Temple 25 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2019)

Garrett Temple should drag his rear end over to the nearest place that sells greeting cards/birthday cards/other types of cards, go to the “thank you” card section, pick a thank you card that’s somehow sports-related, take the card home, and write a thank you note in it. If he happens to read this video description,…