December 24, 2019 – Page 2

Serge Ibaka 23 Points/1 Kick Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Serge Ibaka has relinquished his right to the “Iblocka” nickname. If he’s barely gonna average one block a game, there really is no case to be made for him keeping it. Nobody else has the correct syllables in their name to be called “Iblocka” except maybe Ivica Zubac, so the nickname will just be sitting…

Myles Turner 24 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Myles Turner is a verified scoring beast. You know how on Twitter, verified users get a little blue checkmark next to their name so that you know their opinions are more important than your opinions? Myles Turner has the blue checkmark of being a verified scorer, except the checkmark only exists in my proprietary database…

Aaron Holiday 19 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

If your definition of clutch does not include plays made outside the last minute of regulation or overtime, than Aaron Holiday was pretty much not clutch at all. But if you expand your definition to be the last two minutes, then all of a sudden he becomes clutchmaster supremo, the king of clutch mountain, the…

Alec Burks 25 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

The Utah Jazz recently (very recently, only a few hours ago) traded for Jordan Clarkson to bolster their bench scoring. I’m finding that extremely funny, because from what I can recall, they already had a primo 6th-man-type scorer on their roster for several years, almost a decade actually. And they marginalized him and marginalized him…

Jordan McLaughlin 19 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

“How much do you love when guys get an opportunity, and they take advantage of it. Don’t you just love it, when that happens?” Yes, I do love it when a G-League player drags his frail bodily husk from the eternally benighted abysm of obscurity to show his stuff in the big leagues. Thanks for…

Darius Garland 21 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Okay, whoops, I just totally forgot that I actually had to write some words for Darius Garland instead of just blazing ahead and making another video. Could it be that I secretly resent having to compose all these paragraphs and wish that I could just make endless videos without being required to offer my inane…

Gary Payton II 10 Points/11 Rebounds/5 Assists/6 Steals Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Tonight, Gary Payton II made his re-debut for the Wizards after a 3-game NBA stint last year and put together one of the sickest scrublines (that’s a portmanteau of “scrub” and “statline” if you didn’t get it) of the season. 10 points, 11 rebounds, 5 assists, 6 steals, it’s all right there in the title…

Terrence Ross 26 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

The Magic are one of the worst offensive teams in the league. This despite their talent level, which is fairly high (they have three players who are “too good” for my channel, as well as Michael Carter-Williams, who is “too MCW” for my channel). There must be something wrong with the scheme they’re running or…

Furkan Korkmaz Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

After getting 25 MPG per game in the month of November, Furkan “Korverkmaz” Korkmaz saw his minutes drop down to 15 per game in the month of December. We can blame this directly on Josh Richardson’s return from injury, but “blame” is only the right term to use if you’re exclusively a fan of Korkmaz…

Joe Ingles 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2019)

Joe “The Trevally From Happy Valley” Ingles, sadly, hasn’t been jingling at nearly the level we’ve come to expect this season. In years past, we could expect multiple jinglings each and every game. Now? We’re happy to just see him jingle a couple times per week at most. All is not lost, however. Ingles is…