Coby White 18 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

Coby White’s field goal percentage of 36 percent is one of the lowest for players who play real minutes. It’s a good thing that he’s had a couple really hot games shooting the ball, or he’d be way in the pits. But as of the time of this writing, he’s only 69th (nice) in that…

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Jordan McRae 20 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

I’m too lazy to really figure it out, but I’m pretty sure that at one point during this game Jordan McRae was 1-for-9 from the field. Maybe it was, like, 1-for-8 or 1-for-10, but definitely 1-for-some-big-number. And this was fairly late in the game, too, like around the start of the fourth quarter. So imagine…

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Gary Payton II 15 Points/6 Steals Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

Gary Payton II has come in to the Wizards rotation straight from the minor leagues, going directly from being a premier G-League player to playing over 30 minutes per game for an actual real-life NBA team. The ‘Zards are battling some injuries right now, so the minutes were there for the taking (because you know…

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Jonathan Isaac 19 Points/7 Steals Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

Forget the Andrei Kirilenko comparisons for Jonathan Isaac. We’re going in a different, but still somewhat similar direction with a new comparison: Josh Smith! Everyone likes to make fun of Smith for bricking his way out of the league with inadvisable jumpers, but he was a really legit stat-stuffer for a lot of years with…

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Kelan Martin 17 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

The Timberwolves and Cavaliers must not have gotten the memo that this is the year 2019 and that they are NBA teams, because they ignored the offense-heavy direction the league has been going in recently in this game. 94-88 in the Cav’s favor was the final score, not the most pathetic score ever, but depressingly…

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Bogdan Bogdanovic 22 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

Another game, another disappointing loss for the Kings, this time against the similarly-hapless Suns. If the result had been switched, I’d be saying “Another game, another disappointing loss for the Suns”, but one of these teams had to win (so claims the NBA, who apparently don’t believe in ties), and thus subvert expectations. If there…

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Tim Hardaway Jr. 25 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

The Warriors and Mavericks apparently just set a record for most combined three-pointers in a game with 46. The Warriors had 18 and the Mavs had 24. D’Angelo Russell contributed the most three-pointers with nine of them (and don’t worry too much about the apparently “serious” injury he suffers in this video; he returned to…

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Aaron Holiday 25 Points Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

This game was, according to sources on the internet I trust very much, the first time in NBA history that three brothers had shared the court together. Aaron Holiday, Justin Holiday, and Jrue Holiday, like I needed to tell you their names. We had recently had an Antetokounmpo trio who were all active but didn’t…

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Patrick McCaw 18 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

Patrick McCaw has gained a small amount of notoreity among ultra-casual NBA fans for winning three championships in a row. The casuals get to chuckle to themselves while saying stuff like “is Patrick McCaw the GOAT?” and “the Lakers won’t win the chip until they sign McCaw” and “hurr durr HURRDUURHURRRRRR”. The only thing worse…

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Will Barton 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (12/28/2019)

When I saw that Will Barton had 20 points and 7 assists, my main reaction was to scratch my right armpit. That might not seem like a notable action, but as a reminder for those who may have forgotten: Left pit = pit of goodness. Right pit = pit of badness. The fact that I…

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