https://youtu.be/lf4O8UNdBGY In an alternate life, I’m a Lithuanian potato farmer, and on my YouTube channel NoriPrienai, I’ve been uploading 144p vids of LaMelo Ball playing for my favorite LBL team, while taking breaks from tending my beautiful underground brown spheroids, In another alternae life, I’m an Australian wallaby wrangler, and on my YouTube channel IllyasovaIllawarra,…
Read MoreDay: January 10, 2020
Marcus Smart 24 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2020)
Usually when I want to harvest the sweet ambrosia that is Celtics fan tears, all I have to do is say something like “you paid Marcus Smart fifty million dollars to hustle and suck at shooting”, strap on the apparatus (just a pair of goggles with some tubes attached for the tears to run through),…
Read MoreBruce Brown 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2020)
The idea of Bruce Brown probably works better on teams that aren’t the Pistons. A point guard with elite (yeah, I went there) defense who can pass a bit and doesn’t really want to (or, in some cases, simply can’t) score? If you’ve got a superstar wing or something, Brown probably seems like a good…
Read MoreDarius Garland 20 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2020)
Has Darius Garland turned the proverbial corner? Has he stopped playing like a slug and started playing like a 5th overall pick? Has he he figured out the intricacies of the NBA game and will now start playing with pose and confidence? I don’t know about all of that, but he was pretty good tonight….
Read MoreTristan Thompson Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2020)
Tristan Thompson could feel that he was lying down on a hard surface. Why would that be the case? The chances of him going to sleep somewhere so uncomfortable were remote. He decided to open his eyes rather than stubbornly keep them shut. The sight that greeted his opened eyes was a beautiful, yet confusing,…
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