The play-enhancing properties of the standard-issue NBA headband are well known. Carmelo Anthony’s seminal treatise on the subject, “On The Magickal Properties Of The Headband” (not to be confused with his later work, “The Latent Power Of The Hoodie And Other Related Garments”), is well regarded in NBA circles for its thoroughness in the study…
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Kevin Huerter 23 Points/15 Rebounds/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/14/2020)
Kevin “Prime Nikola Jokic” Huerter is, if you couldn’t tell by his nickname (which he has had since he was in high school, I definitely did not come up with it just now or anything), is playing like a prime Nikola Jokic in the last few games. And if by “last few games”, you mean…
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I have tried many times to convince the Australian government that I would be a suitable wallaby owner. When I first demonstrated my willingness to adopt a wallaby and bring it back to the United States (by driving a go kart through remote areas of Australia searching for elusive wallaby clans and nearly dying of…
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