Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)

Much hilarity was dispersed across the internetubes a week ago when one of the Lakers commentary dudes accidentally called Kentavious Caldwell-Pope by the last name “Caldwell-Poop”. However, I must share some credit for the hilarity given that I have been using that nickname for KCP since his Pistons days. I was disappointed to see that DownToBuck was not given any credit for the origination of the nickname, either during the broadcast or in the many online discussions which discussed the broadcast.

It is also worth noting that the Lakers’ broadcast did not use the fullest, most hilariousest nickname for KCP. They only used the “poop” part. The full nickname, Kentaviass Caldbrick-Poop, is so mean-spirited and over-the-top that anybody uttering it on live TV would probably get fired, but they can’t fire me from YouTube so I get to use it as much as I want. Lexicologically broken down, the nickname has three components:

Kentaviass – This part of the nickname indicates the KCP is ass.
Caldbrick – This part of the nickname indicates that KCP always bricks his jumpshots.
Poop – This part of the nickname compares KCP to fecal matter that comes from buttholes.

KCP had a good game last night so it’s not the time to hound him for his poor play, especially when you consider that he’s having the most efficient season of his career by far. He’s not taking many shots, so he’s not getting featured on my channel all that often these days, but he’s way more accurate on the shots that he does take, so Lakers fans have to find somebody else to scapegoat. I think I can live with this.

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