Jalen Brunson 17 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2020)

After a serious period of self-reflection where I sat naked under a tree at a local park for 24 hours straight without drinking or eating anything, I have come to the following conclusion about the nature of my internal thought processes:

Since Jalen Brunson is similar to Malcolm Brogdon in name, stature, skin tone, musculature, and maturity of facial features, I automatically assign Brogdon’s attributes to Brunson even though they’re different players.

Luckily, Brunson and Brogdon are fairly similar as far as guards go. They both can play either on ball or off ball, they both are effective three-point shooters, and they both are worthy ball distributors. Both of them started their careers as valuable backups on their respective teams. The major difference has nothing to do with play style: Brunson is still getting paid off his rookie deal, while Brogdon is getting paid 20 million dollars per year by the Pacers. When it comes to subconsciously drawing constant comparisons between two players, my subconscious definitely could have picked many pairs of players that are way more illogical than the Brunson-Brogdon tandem.

Now I just have to figure out what to do with this public indecency charge that’s pending on my record. I kind of want to go to court to fight it, but I also don’t want to get embroiled in a protracted legal battle with the city government. I wasn’t aware that peacefully meditating while naked was indecent. If somebody had told me that beforehand I would have just sat in my bathtub instead. God damn it.

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