It is an indisputable fact that Doug McDermott TOOK OVER this game with ABSOLUTE FURY. He scored eighteen of his twenty-four points in the fourth quarter to turn a seven-point deficit into a comfortable eight-point victory for the Pace Cars of Indianapolis. I could hear Nuggets fans all the way in Colorado collectively yelling at…
Read MoreMonth: January 2020
Domantas Sabonis Triple Double 22 Pts/15 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (1/19/2020)
Domantas Sabonis arrived at the door of the visitors’ locker room and pushed it open, hoping that the player he most wanted to meet hadn’t already departed. What he found behind the door was a mostly empty locker area, save for one very large man who was hunched over and staring at the floor with…
Read MoreDe’Andre Hunter 19 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
I think it’s insulting that StateFarm arena (home of the Atlanta Hawks) hypes up the delicious, thirst-quenching properties of sprite on the LED advertisement boards while an actual bottle of Sprite from the concession stand probably costs five if not seven dollars. A big cup of Sprite might be eight or ten dollars. If, after…
Read MoreEric Paschall 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
Since I don’t really have any ideas for this Eric Paschall video description, I decided to investigate the college that he went to before Villanova, which was Fordham University in the Bronx. Paschall played his freshman year there before it turned out he was too much of a beast and had to go play for…
Read MoreFurkan Korkmaz 17 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
Furkan “The Korkmaster” Korkmaz had a stretch near the beginning of the season where he was pretty good, then he had an extended stretch where he was cheeks, and now he’s starting up another run of decent play. Last game he had 24 (27 if the refs hadn’t unfairly taken away the three-pointer he made…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
OFFICIAL NEW DTB HIGHLIGHTS GUIDELINE: If a player scores just one more point than their season average, that means I’m not going to make a highlight video for them, no matter what. That’s what I’m looking at here with this Marcus Morris video. He’s averaging 19 PPG per game this season, and he just scored…
Read MoreMarkieff Morris 22 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
This is the second game in a row where Markieff Morris has played somewhat limited minutes, but has been an absolute bucket-getter during the time he was on the court. Last game, it was 23 points in 22 minutes, this game, it’s 22 points in 20 minutes. I don’t normally think of him as a…
Read MoreDanny Green 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
Do you think Danny Green, JaVale McGee and LeBron James loudly compare their championship rings in the locker room to piss off the rest of their ringless teammates? Especially players like Dwight Howard and Anthony Davis who have had long, productive careers but haven’t won it all yet? Like, Green casually shows McGee his hand…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
Much hilarity was dispersed across the internetubes a week ago when one of the Lakers commentary dudes accidentally called Kentavious Caldwell-Pope by the last name “Caldwell-Poop”. However, I must share some credit for the hilarity given that I have been using that nickname for KCP since his Pistons days. I was disappointed to see that…
Read MoreNorman Powell 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB REMINDER: In 2015, the Milwaukee Bucks traded Norman Powell and a first round pick in exchange for Greivis Vasquez. This trade has been the topic of many of my video descriptions over the past few years, simply because, whenever I think of it, I get the overwhelming urge to find Jason Kidd (wherever…
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