January 2020 – Page 30

Terry Rozier 27 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

Terry “Tank Commander” Rozier completely neglected his duty at the end of this one, contributing nine points in the fourth quarter including a clutch free throw to tie the game and send it overtime, and then adding in seven more points in the overtime period. It was only at the very end of the game,…

Ben McLemore 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

Ben McLemore’s role on the Rockets is to stand outside the three-point line and wait to be passed the ball. Since the Rockets’ system is all about acquiring players who can do that exact thing (as their insufferable commentators remind us over and over and over…and over…until death seems like the preferred option to hearing…

Admiral Schofield 18 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

I had been under the impression that Admiral Schofield, owner of the coolest name in the NBA, had been in the G-League for the past couple weeks. I hadn’t been noticing his name in box-scores, so it only made sense to me that he would be getting reps in the G-League with the Capital City…

Tyler Herro 19 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

I’m thinking about all the dudes who I think should be in the All-Star Weekend three-point contest, and the only conclusion that I can come to is that the NBA needs to expand the field. By a lot. They increased it to 10 last year, which is a nice start, and shows they’re willing to…

Domantas Sabonis 27 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

Everyone talks all about all the All-Star players that the Oklahoma City Thunder had and then didn’t have anymore, but when those talks are happening, no one remembers to bring up Domantas Sabonis. The circumstances are slightly different in his case when compared with James Harden or Kevin Durant, because the Thunder actually got a…

Miles Bridges 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

Miles Bridges subbed out with around five minutes to go in the third quarter, sitting on 26 points. By my count, he took two shots after that point as the Hornets lost in overtime, 110-112. Is this what the young people call “tanking”? I doubt it. For one thing, the Hornets, even with their crazily-constructed…

Anzejs Pasecniks 16 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

I am hereby designating Anzejs “Guybrush Threepwood” Pasecniks an official role-player in the NBA. That means, from now on, whichever team he goes to, he will find a role on that team and help that team win games. Officially. I may be a little late with my designation, but you always want to be careful…

Patrick McCaw 13 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

When I saw that Patrick McCaw got 11 assists, I had to drop everything and get to work on this. I mean, come on. Patrick McCaw. 11 assists. Far surpassing his previous career high, which was 2, set back when he was with the Warriors. He’s had a few other games with 1. Fine, I’m…

Emmanuel Mudiay 20 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

Emmanuel Mudiay is still alive, people. He definitely seemed like a prime candidate to head back over to China after his stint with Knicks (he was even more likely than most, since he was already there in lieu of playing NCAA ball), and that was my prediction for him, but he’s still here in the…

Lonnie Walker 18 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2020)

Yes, I know the boxscore for this game says that Lonnie Walker scored 19. At least, as of the time of this uploadment it does. That could chance at any time. Because I assume that at some point the NBA is going to be like “holy crap, we just jeopardized the entire integrity of our…