This is the 13th Glenn Robinson III video I have been forced to make this season. That’s not really that bad compared to some other players (it’s a good thing Devonte’ Graham started slumping otherwise I would’ve made 30 or so vids for him already), but it’s still way too many. I was fine for the first few, and those games he had 25 were fine, but other than that, it’s been torment.
Hell is a real place, and it’s what I’m experiencing right at this very moment. Literally right now, as I type these words. Your old pal DTB is having his body licked by Satan’s flames of eternal agony, and it’s all GRIII’s fault.
The Warriors of the past few years would never have let this happen, and by “this” I mean “let GRIII turn into a viable role-player who can sometimes score like he’s the offspring of the 20-ppg-est player ever”. The Warriors of the past few years would give him spot minutes to play some defense and then let him play entire fourth quarters in blowouts. As it should be. I never thought I’d be wishing for the return of the Golden State dynasty, but here I am. Wishing for it.
It’s so hot down here, guys. And Satan is pricking me with his pitchfork and laughing and saying “Glenn Robinson the Third is banging Instagram models right now and you’re stuck here with me and my tongues of hellfire.” Someone come get me.