The Kings’ season is probably over even after they won this game against the “new and improved superteam” (LOL) of the Miami Heat (Andre Iguodala didn’t even play because he was afraid of getting exposed by Serbs), so the only goal left this season is to have as much fun as possible. That’s what the game of basketball is all about, right? Having fun? Otherwise they wouldn’t call it a game. They would call it an activity.
The best way for this Kings team to have fun is to basically let the Serbs run the show. It might sound like I’m pandering to Serbs right now, and I totally am, but hear me out: Nemanja Bjelica and Bogdan Bogdanovic both bring a tantalizing combination of scoring and playmaking to the team. Both are having their best NBA seasons if you go by raw PPG per game. The time has never been better to try running the offense through them 100% of the time and see what happens.
Yeah, this plan neutralizes De’Aaron Fox completely, but remember: we’re going for fun here. What the Kings have been doing so far, led by Fox’s point guard play, has been anything but fun. It’s possible that a Kings team with a focus on Serbians would also fail to generate much funness, but it’s worth a shot. After all, the more videos of Serbs I get to upload to my channel, the more subscribers I get and the more success my channel sees. Implementing this Bjelica-Bogdanovic offensive scheme is a win-win-win for everybody.