February 2020 – Page 26

Wesley Matthews 17 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2020)

The Bucks don’t especially need Wesley Matthews to be especially good. They’ve got a lot of talent arranged neatly on their roster, enough where any of their players (maybe even Giannis) could get in a month-long slump and they would just keep winning games. I say “month-long” because it feels like it’s been about a…

Zion Williamson 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/4/2020)

The decision to make this video or not was a true test of my commitment to highlightical integrity, and I have to say, I have failed… Zion Williamson only made five shots in this game. He was 5-of-19 from the field. Is that the worst shooting performance that I’ve ever turned into a highlight video…

Malik Monk 19 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2020)

Malik Monk walked to his locker in the visitor’s locker room and was surprised to see a single, gift-wrapped present sitting on his chair. “Aw, you guys didn’t have to get me anything,” he said sheepishly, touched that his teammates had thought of him on his birthday. “Don’t look at me, I didn’t get you…

Miles Bridges 20 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2020)

By some metrics, Miles Bridges has improved between his rookie season and this season. By some other metrics, Miles Bridges as regressed in that same period of time. I’ll leave the advanced analytics mathematical wizardry to the mathematical wizards with their notebooks full of equations and their egghead algorithms, but there’s one major metric where…

Devonte’ Graham 16 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/4/2020)

Devonte’ Graham has cooled way off from his hot start to the season, where he was shooting the three-ball at an elite level, passing at a near-elite level, and honestly getting close to being talked about as maybe a fringe All-Star. That was good news for me, because he was having highlight-worthy performances basically every…

Danuel House 22 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2020)

Danuel House hit 6 of 11 three-point attempts in this game, which was a better mark than James Harden’s 4-of-11 from the threezone. Rockets fans will certainly be pleased that he seems to have rounded back into form after being a big ol’ booty cheek for the past few weeks. However, Rockets fans’ happiness will…

Shabazz Napier 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2020)

I thought THE WHOLE POINT of trading away Jeff Teague was so that Jarrett Culver could get a ton of burn at point guard in this lost season for the Timberwolves. The other part of the plan was to allow Andrew Wiggins to initiate more of the offense himself. The plan was not to have…

Derrick Jones 15 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2020)

Derrick Jones Jr. is in the dunk contest again. This seems like a good decision by the NBA, to put one of the better in-game dunkers in a contest to showcase his dunking ability. Putting Pat Connaughton in the contest as well is probably less of a good decision. Better than the time they were…

Mo Bamba 12 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2020)

Okay, DTB just came back from snacktime and is ready to articulate his thoughts on second-year Magic center Mo Bamba. Before I talk about him, though, I just want to interject for a moment that nacho cheese flavor Doritos are pretty tasty. However, there are two varieties of Doritos that need to return to store…

Cody Zeller 17 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2020)

If the Hornets don’t watch out, they’re going to end up with a Jeff Foster in Indiana kind of situation. If you’re a little lost, first of all, we need to get you a map, and second of all, remember that Foster played his entire 13-year career with the Pacers while no one even noticed….