Now that Bam Adebayo is OFFICIALLY an All-Star, and therefore only has a week or so of eligibility left on my scrubs-only highlight channel, there’s not much time left to push my latest social media-driven agenda/viral hashtag creation: #BamAdebayoIsASerb I introduced this amazing new hashtag a few months ago in another video description and, honestly,…
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Landry Shamet 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
Landry “Shamwow” Shamet was not at all “Shamwow” in the first half of this game. He had three points and one assist when the buzzer sounded at the end of the second quarter. That’s not way out of line with his season production (he’s averaging 10 PPG per game and 2 APG per game on…
Read MoreJa Morant 21 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
Interesting stat from the Grizzlies commentator (who I don’t remember the name of, the one who exclaims “BANGO!” every time his team makes a three, faithfully honoring the Bucks mascot): Ja Morant is second only to Giannis Antetokounmpo in made finger-rolls this season. I didn’t even know the NBA kept track of finger-roll stats. But…
Read MoreDerrick Jones Jr. Career High 25 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
Games happening right around the trade-deadline are second only two end-of-year scrubfests in terms of entertainment value. Lots of players get moved around, the players that get traded are obviously gone and the players traded for haven’t passed the physicals or whatever, so teams are forced into constricted lineups featuring players who don’t normally get…
Read MoreJustin Holiday 22 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
I thought this might be a textbook REVENGE GAME for Justin Holiday against his former team, the Raptors, but then it turned out that Holiday has never played for the Raptors. He’s played for a bunch of other teams, but never the Raptors. So, what, he just played well for the fun of it? Because…
Read MoreJosh Okogie 23 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
The Timberwolves recently moved a whole bunch of players in order to acquire a whole bunch of other players from, like, three other teams. IN THE SAME TRADE. Some picks went zipping around as well. I’ve totally lost track of what exactly happened, if I ever knew at all, but one thing I know for…
Read MoreDomantas Sabonis Triple Double 15 Pts/11 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
The clock is ticking down, Lithuanians: in just a week, there will be no more Domantas Sabonis highlight videos on my channel. No matter how many triple-doubles he amasses, no matter how many thirty-point games he collects, no matter how perfect and stylish his hair is (even during periods of intense physical activity), no matter…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 30 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
Since I feel that it will be brought up in the comment section of this video, I will once offer up my personal philosophy surrounding the concept of a “game winner”. Given that most users of the internet struggle to extract meaning from text in paragraph format, I will reformat my philosophy as a list…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
This game brought me vivid flashbacks to the few months immediately following Reggie Jackson’s trade to the Pistons from the Thunder. In those glorious months, Reggie Jackson’s chemistry with Andre Drummond was off the charts, and he averaged, like, almost ten APG per game. When I think about those fun times on a sad-sack directionless…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 30 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2020)
I just saw on the Twatter that the Suns are fielding calls on Kelly Oubre with less than a day to go before the trade deadline. I haven’t seen anybody say that a deal is imminent (other than perhaps the plebs on Twatter who don’t even have a blue checkmark), but it’s interesting that the…
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