I want the Wizards to continue being an all-scoring, no-defense team going forward. That’s not the path to playoff success by any means (cue the fuzzy, but happy, memories of the Wizards owning the Raptors year after year in the playoffs), but it IS the path to having an entertaining-as-heck product to put on the…
Read MoreMonth: February 2020
Devonte’ Graham 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/26/2020)
If you haven’t been paying close attention to the Hornets lately (and why would you unless you’re a sadomasochistic Hornets fan), let me fill you in on a little bit of secret knowledge that isn’t even that secret anymore: Devonte’ Graham has been in a slump for the better part of two months. Coincidentally (or…
Read MoreAllonzo Trier 15 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2020)
There must be something wrong with Allonzo Trier that prevents him from getting minutes even on the lowliest-of-the-lowly Knicks. He proved his mettle as an undrafted rookie last season, but his role has went from “minimal” that season to “non-existent” this season. You would think that the Knicks would be so desperate for scoring from…
Read MoreShake Milton 20 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2020)
Man, it would have been so awesome for this game to have taken place in Philadelphia rather than in Cleveland. Sure, it’s great for the Cleveland faithful to get to see a Cavaliers win live and in the flesh, but you know would be even better? A whole arena of Philadelphia fans (who spent the…
Read MoreMo Bamba 15 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/26/2020)
Did anybody else besides me expect Mo Bamba to be a little bit…better? There was so much hype for him going into that draft last season. There was even a popular song based on him (a song which I have not yet heard, or if I have heard it I didn’t realize what I was…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 26 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2020)
Terry Rozier is definitely capable of games like this. We’ve seen in multiple times this season. Nobody should be surprised when he pops off for, like, five three-pointers in a half or whatever he did this game. But with his capability to get very hot comes his capability to get very cold. Sometimes Scary Terry…
Read MoreDanny Green 17 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)
It remains very un-legal and very un-cool that the Lakers were allowed to acquire Danny Green. He’s, like, the perfect role player for any championship team (just ask the Spurs, but don’t ask the Cavaliers). Everyone who knows anything about the NBA already knows why, so I’ll keep it short: he shoots threes, and he…
Read MoreZion Williamson 29 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)
I’m pretty sure that a dunkilation (that’s “dunk compilation” for you ignorami out there) is coming at the end of the season for Zion Williamson. I don’t know what would have to happen for me not to make such a vid, Williamson would have to die probably, either that or I would have to die…
Read MoreTrevor Ariza 17 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2020)
Man, just look at that genius, subliminal logo placement in the thumbnail. That big glowing Nike logo is so subliminal that it transcends subliminality and becomes glaringly obvious instead. Sometimes, subtlety is better discarded in favor of boldness. That’s what I’m doing right now. Boldly putting the Nike logo next to Trevor Ariza’s head in…
Read MoreHarry Giles 13 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (2/25/2020)
The #1 reason I made this highlight video is that I got a really sweet thumbnail image for Harry Giles while I was making the Marquese Chriss highlight video. That’s really it. I had a funny image of Giles’ face after he committed a foul, and I really wanted to use it. It would have…
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