I honestly think that Duncan “Heat Check” Robinson is giving the late, great (okay, not so great) Mike Dunleavy a run for his money in terms of… …You thought I was going to make a comment about them both being white three-point shooters, didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU? Ha! I am not so simpleminded as that!…
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Kendrick Nunn 24 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Kendrick “Nunn So Vile” Nunn had a somewhat Dwyane Wade-esque performance on the same night where D-Wade had his jersey retired by the Heat (Pat Riley apparently having forgiven him for his jaunts in Chicago and Cleveland [LOL (lots of laughs)]). 24 points and eight assists? If D-Wade had dropped that in his prime, everybody…
Read MoreSeth Curry 22 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
It was recently announced that Stephen Curry will soon be ready to return to the court. He’ll be returning to a Warriors team that doesn’t really need him (because winning games it not the priority at this point), but all of the Warriors’ higher-ups seem to think that Steph will be playing the season out,…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 21 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot (henceforth referred to as “TLC” because I refuse to waste my valuable time typing out that whole big long name) hasn’t exactly been lighting up the scoreboard this season. His previous high in points scored this season? Thirteen. TLC is, and I say this with the most love and supportiveness possible, a total…
Read MoreCoby White Career High 33 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Coby White had the sensation that he was lying on his back. His voluminous hair acted as a pillow, protecting the back of his head from the hard surface he was lying on. But the real question was, if he was just waking up from sleep, why wasn’t he in a bed? He opened his…
Read MoreTim Hardaway Jr. 33 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB POLICY UPDATE: Under no circumstances will I ever, EVER, show assists in a Tim Hardaway Jr. video. Except, of course, if other people are doing the assisting and THJ is doing the scoring. The reason for this unexpected but necessary update to DTB’s OFFICIAL policies? Simply put, it’s because the whole point of…
Read MoreCam Reddish 20 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Cam Reddish has been steadily improving from his dismal first month in the league where he shot like 4% from the field. He’s been a solid 40% shooter for the past two months, which isn’t a fantastic number when compared to the rest of the league but IS a fantastic number when you compare it…
Read MoreHarry Giles 14 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
This video is not for Kings fans. They can watch it, of course, I’m not going to deny them that right (like I deny Lakers fans the right to watch Moritz Wagner videos), but they likely already saw all the stuff that he did tonight. No, this video is for fans of other teams. The…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 20 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
The trade deadline has come and gone, and as far as I can tell, Bogdan Bogdanovic is still on the Kings. The signs all point that way: he’s still listed on the Kings website as being on the roster, his Wikipedia page says “professional basketball player for the Sacramento Kings”, and I’m pretty sure he…
Read MoreKent Bazemore 23 Points/1 Block Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
I take back all the mean things I said about Kent Bazemore and how he’s overpaid and his production is really bad and all that. Temporarily, at least. After this performance, Bazemore doesn’t deserve to be slandered in such a way, but if he follows this up with a string of bad shooting nights with…
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