The Bucks suck now. This may seem like a hasty proclamation, but believe me: I’m an expert on the topic of the Bucks and sucking. I’ve seen it so often, I know the signs. There are no false positives here: they just suck. And blow. But mostly suck. They can hardly even score 100 points…
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Mikal Bridges 18 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
Don’t look now (actually do look now, I want people to watch this vid), but Mikal Bridges has turned himself into a totally reasonable role-playing starter in the NBA! Aren’t you excited? Why aren’t you excited? Ignore the fact that I, lover of all things role-player and scrub, am not excited at all. That’s my…
Read MoreKevin Huerter 14 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
First off: Kevin Huerter actually only had 10 assists, not 11. He was credited with one where he passed the ball to De’Andre Hunter on a fast break who then quickly dropped it off to John Collins for a score. It was kind of a tight sequence, so I can see how the scorekeepers would…
Read MoreChris Chiozza 13 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
Chiozzanity is happening right now. RIGHT NOW. The thing with these minor -sanity’s is that if you blink, they’re gone. You missed it. So you have to be paying attention at all times. CONSTANT VIGILANCE! There are probably tons of people out there who didn’t even notice that Linsanity was happening before it was over….
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 19 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
76ers fans are now being assaulted from all sides. Their team is what is commonly termed a “hot mess express”, and pieces from “The Process”, now dispersed all across the league because Elton Brand wanted to go all in on Josh Richardson and Al Hoford (among other reasons), are flourishing, free from the confines of…
Read MoreJoe Harris 20 Points/5 Layups Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
Joe Harris had FIVE layups in this game. FIVE. I am seriously considering putting that stat in the title of this video so that the whole world knows about it (EDIT: I did it, who cares, you can’t stop me). Putting him on blast, as the kid’s say. Man, that’s so many layups for him….
Read MoreZion Williamson 17 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
Zion Williamson’s streak of consecutive 20-point games has come to an end at 14. I didn’t get to watch this game, but I’m just going to guess that Bam Adebayo shut him down in the same way he shut down Giannis. Either that, or Lonzo Ball got a big head due to his hot three-point…
Read MoreDuncan Robinson 24 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
It seems like just yesterday that Wayne “The Man With The Golden Arm” Ellington was setting the Heat record for most threes made in a season. He hasn’t really done anything since then, but that was an amazing season. If you want, you can check out the three-ilation I made for it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aMErfMKvaU ….
Read MoreRJ Barrett 17 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
The Knicks didn’t make their first three-pointer in this game until halfway through the third quarter when RJ Barrett (of all people) hit one. It wasn’t the most pathetic streak of misses by any stretch, just ten misses in a row to start the game, but it’s just one of many indicators that this Knicks…
Read MoreKeldon Johnson 13 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
It’s always a blast to make a highlight video for a player that you literally know nothing about. I don’t expect you all to be able to relate exactly to the feeling I get when I edit together clips of some totally unknown random scrub, but it’s probably close to the feeling you get when…
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