The stats don’t paint Cedi Osman as an impact player. In fact, they paint him as a negative-impact player. I don’t watch enough Cavaliers games to form my own opinions (nobody would willingly subject themselves to such inhumane torment), but I’m very good at putting blind faith in advanced stats when they match my preconceived…
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Christian Wood Career High 30 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Christian Wood opened his eyes and, unexpectedly, saw another pair of eyes staring directly into his own. “Ah!” The other man was not perturbed by Christian’s surprise. He continued to hold his head directly over Christian’s. “I’m glad you’re awake. I was thinking you would never come around.” With those words, Christian immediately thought that…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
A comment that was left on the previous video I uploaded has spurred my imagination and I would like to use it as the basis for this description. Thank you to the guy who commented it. YouTube comments in general are absolute unreadable trash, comments on NBA videos in general are some of the worst…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 24 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Barring any trades that change the situation, the Hornets are stuck with Terry Rozier at 18 million dollars per year for two more seasons after this one. That seems like an intolerable situation to me; if my preferred team had somebody like Rozier under contract for that long and for that amount of money, I…
Read MoreP.J. Washington 22 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Nobody was really anticipating the P.J. vs P.J. matchup that was happening tonight, but it happened whether or not anybody was anticipating it. P.J. Washington of the Hornets went up against P.J. Tucker of the Rockets while the world watched with disinterest. I don’t think they really went at each other aside from a couple…
Read MoreJeff Green 20 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY: Two days ago, Jeff Green of the Houston Rockets scored seventeen points. I would have made a video, and, in fact, had plenty of time to make the video (there were only four games played across the league that night), but I must have missed his entry in the boxscores, or else…
Read MoreRobert Covington 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Robert Covington was the first Rocket player to score any points in this game. Seven minutes after the opening tip, he hit a three-pointer to put the score at 3 to 20 in the Hornets’ favor. That seems extremely pathetic, and it is extremely pathetic, but who knows how long the scoreless spell would have…
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