Lames Hardon this game: a lame 6-of-19 from the field, a hardon-sucking 3-of-10 from three, 23 points, directly leading his team to an embarrassing loss to the Orlando Magic.
Chucksell Statpadbrook this game: 9-of-19 from the field, 24 points, 8 turnovers, innumerable shots chucked, unstoppable padding of stats.
Thaboner Sefoloshit this game: No stats except a turnover in 11 minutes, +11 plus/minus.
Jeff Green this game: Perfect 8-of-8 from the field, 18 points, brutal REVENGE GAME against his former team, two highlight-reel dunks, attempted to drag his team to victory but unable to overcome the negative inertia of Hardon and Statpadbrook, did not suffer any life-threatening heart conditions during the game.
As you can see, Jeff Green was the real MVP of this game for the Rockets and anybody that thinks otherwise is drinking the superstar Kool-Aid.