Larry Nance Jr. 19 Points Full Highlights (3/8/2020)

New idea for timeout entertainment during Cavaliers games at the Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse: The Nance Cam!

That’s it. That’s the extent of my idea. It’s basically the “Dance Cam”, a concept which is so popular that I’m not aware of any professional team (in any sport) that doesn’t use it, but it’s Larry Nance Jr.-themed. Exactly how the Nance Cam is related to Larry Nance Jr. remains an open question. Maybe the fans shown on the Nance Cam have to pantomime dunking a basketball or something. I don’t know. It’s not my job to come up with these things.

All I know is that being featured on the Nance Cam would be 100x more fun than standing in line for twenty minutes just to get a $15 basket of wimpy anemic chicken strips and a $6 bottle of soda while you miss half the second quarter in your quest for concessions. It is also at least 2x more fun than begging cheerleaders to throw a balled-up T-shirt in your direction.

Royalties for this great new “Nance Cam” idea can be sent directly to my Patreon page. Thanks.

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