Paul Millsap started off this game just straight-up torching a Bucks team that seemed to have no desire to guard him. He dropped thirteen points rather quickly and was making D.J. Wilson look like a total bum. Which he is. But Millsap was making him look like one too. Sorry Deej. Then I stopped watching…
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Sterling Brown 16 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2020)
Sterling Brown played 36 minutes in this contest, the first time he’s played more than thirty in a game this season. He took sixteen shots (a season high) to score sixteen points (also a season high). There are a lot of factoids you can pull from the Bucks’ lineup this game to drive home the…
Read MoreKyle Korver 23 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2020)
Now THIS is the Bucks I want to see. Take out all the good players, and what do you have? A fun group of guys who are HUNGRY and want to WIN but CAN’T because they SUCK. The amount of role-playerness contained with in Milwaukee’s starting lineup is too much to be typed out here;…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 27 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2020)
Since I wore myself out writing some other descriptions tonight, I present to you my latest low-effort drivel disguised as semi-serious journalism: OFFICIAL FAMILY-FRIENDLY EUPHEMISMS FOR SERGE IBAKA’S “THINGY” POWER RANKINGS: 1. “Thingy” 2. “Pants Python” 3. “Sweatpants Snake” 4. “The Congolese Crusher” 5. “(Not-So-)Little Serge” 6. “The Pipe” 7. “Meat” [POWER GAP] 9001. “Cockle-Doodle-Doo”…
Read MoreDevonte’ Graham 27 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/9/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Devonte’ Graham took 26 shots to score his 27 points in this game. He was barely, just barely, on the correct end of that equation by having more points than shots attempted. The other side of that equation is where NBA players should dare never venture (although Graham has ventured there many…
Read MoreTerry Rozier Career High 40 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/9/2020)
Terry Rozier opened his eyes, then squinted them shut again. There was sunlight shining in his face, which always annoyed him when he was trying to capture those last few elusive minutes of sleep. However, he soon opened his eyes again, because there was no reason why there would be sun in his eyes. Every…
Read MoreCaleb Martin 23 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2020)
I’m struggling to keep the Martins straight right now. Which one is supposed to be the “good” one and which one is supposed to be the “defensive specialist” one? I thought that Caleb Martin was the “defensive specialist” one but he’s the guy who scored 23 points tonight. Meanwhile, “good” Cody Martin only scored 11….
Read MoreCam Reddish 22 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2020)
Remember how Paul George was really butthurt that one time when he didn’t get to take the last shot in some important playoff game? “I gotta get the last shot” he said. His butt was so inflamed from pain that no amount of extra-strong opiates could soothe it. His hatred for C.J. Miles was palpable…
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