Troy Brown Jr., otherwise known as TBJ, emerged as a somewhat legitimate scoring threat for the ‘Zards this season. Part of his success probably had to do with the kind of offense the ‘Zards were running (the kind of offense where you always have energy because nobody ever made you play defense) but it also has to do with TBJ simply becoming a better player. I’m so inspired by his improvement that I came up with other things that his TBJ initialism could stand for:
-Totally Beautiful Jumpshot (Beautiful might be overstating it, but it’s definitely not a bad jumpshot)
-Truly Betterthan Jordan (I’m talking about Wizards legend Jordan Crawford, not that other guy who played for the Wizards whose name was Jordan)
-The Baller Juice (“Having the juice” is a good thing. So is being a baller. It’s doubly good to be both those things as Troy Brown Jr. is)
-I can’t come up with any more since “J” is a difficult letter to work with
I would also like to take this opportunity to announce that I am OFFICIALLY referring to Troy Brown Jr. as “Troy Brown Jr.” rather than “Troy Brown” (no Junior) from now until he dies. If you look at other TBJ videos from this season, you’ll notice that there is no “Jr.”, but that changes right now. I really need to come up with a policy for when players get to have Juniors or roman numerals after their names. Ideally it would be never. But often it’s sometimes.