Vic Law is an unknown quantity to me. I was only vaguely aware that he was on an NBA roster. His only NBA points have come in The Bubb (he missed all three of his shots and both his free throws outside The Bubb) so if you’re thinking about trying to make me feel guilt…
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Melvin Frazier Jr. 10 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
Melvin Frazier Jr.: the next Devyn Marble? Since I don’t know much of anything about either of those players, other than that Marble wore goggles I think, the answer is obviously a resounding YES. Both are shooting guards, both hung around on the end of the Magic bench for two seasons without being noticed by…
Read MoreNigel Williams-Goss 10 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
Was there a reason that Nigel Williams-Goss was inactive for every Bubb game up until the last one? While his G-Leaguer teammates on the Jazz were out there having fun playing basketball with their friends, NWG was sitting on the bench trying and failing to maintain his facade of happiness. It’s a new kind of…
Read MoreChimezie Metu 10 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
Last season, in just his fourteenth NBA game, Chimezie Metu scored ten points on 4-of-8 shooting. Showing an astounding lack of judgement and foresight, I elected not to making a highlight video for Metu’s ten-point scoring outburst, thinking that he would soon score more than ten points and render my efforts wasted. My friends, I…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot 19 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
The Brooklyn Nets majorly overachieved in The Bubb, and much of that overachievement can be attributed to the individual overachievement of Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot, who was thrust into a primary scoring role for the team and managed not to completely bungle the opportunity. I honestly thought that the Nets would get destroyed by twenty points ever…
Read MoreJ.R. Smith 11 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
I wonder if the Lakers signed J.R. Smith with the intention of him being good and helping the team, or if they just signed him because it was funny and would attract approximately ~5-10 more viewers to the Lakers’ broadcasts. The Lakers are known for questionable veteran acquisitions, so I wouldn’t put it past them…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 16 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
Tyler Johnson looks like a hobbit. And while he was on the Suns, he was playing like a hobbit too. Remember, hobbits are short creatures and they are lazy creatures. In the Tolkien mythology, basketball never makes an appearance (nor, really, does any team sport), but you can bet that hobbits would suck at basketball…
Read MoreD.J. Wilson 12 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
I was getting all sad and sentimental because I thought this might be D.J. Wilson’s last season with the Bucks, but I just peeped his contract details (the “Deej Deets”) and it looks like the Bucks picked up his extension, so he’s got one more year of failing to live up to potential for the…
Read MoreCameron Payne 15 Points Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
The Suns went 8-0 in the Bubb but they missed the playoffs anyway. I get the sense that there are some butthurt feelings about this, but everybody should keep in mind that, if the Suns wanted to be in the playoffs so badly, they could have tried actually winning more games during the season. There’s…
Read MoreWes Iwundu 15 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/13/2020)
Out of the 22 videos I made for the games that occurred on August 11, the video I made for Wes Iwundu is among the worst performing, currently sitting at 357 views. Only the Alec Burks, Tim Hardaway Jr., Ish Smith, Khem Birch, Frank Jackson, and Jerome Robinson videos are performing worse. Even though Iwundu…
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