Repeat after me: KELDON JOHNSON GOOD. BRYN FORBES BAD. KELDON JOHNSON GOOD. BRYN FORBES BAD. KELDON JOHNSON GOOD. BRYN FORBES BAD.
If you were able to successfully repeat the words that are currently on your screen, good job! You’re well on your way to being an authentic Spurs fan (complete with authentic ironic appreciation for their fiesta color scheme that looks like barf made out of pure 1990). However, your authenticity could still be questioned unless you post “KELDON JOHNSON GOOD. BRYN FORBES BAD.” in the comments section of this video.
I’m not a medical doctor, but the diagnosis is clear even from a distance: Bryn Forbes has what the medical community has termed “Bad Basketball Syndrome”. That means he is doomed to be bad at basketball forever. Meanwhile, Keldon Johnson has “Good Basketball Syndrome,” which is the sister syndrome to Bad Basketball Syndrome except it makes one good at basketball instead of bad at it. Once you understand their underlying conditions, the essential truth of the matter starts to make more sense. Bryn Forbes sucks and is bound for Europe. Keldon Johnson is a god and will probably win more championships than he has fingers.
KELDON JOHNSON GOOD. BRYN FORBES BAD. KELDON JOHNSON GOOD. BRYN FORBES BAD.