Obviously nobody wanted the NBA season to be suspended for four months, but there can still be some good things that come out of it.
Specifically, the good thing that I want to come out of it is footage of Duncan Robinson shooting three-pointers in an empty gym five hours a day for four months of lockdown. This footage has not been released yet but I am roughly 70-80% sure that it exists. Robinson is well aware of his rapidly-acquired status as one of the league’s premier three-point sharpshooters, so he knows that if a biographical film is ever going to come out about his life, it’s gonna need a section for the COVID-19 NBA shutdown.
The Last Dance happened because Michael Jordan had a camera crew following him around all the time. Camera crews aren’t exactly great for social distancing, but every phone has a high-quality camera in it these days, so all Robinson would have to do is stick it on a cheap tripod aimed at the court and then shoot like normal. I sometimes do this if I’m at the park and there’s nobody around to make fun of my vanity. No camera crew necessary (even if I sometimes pretend there’s one there).
If this footage doesn’t get released into my ready and waiting eyeballs soon, however, I will have no choice but to HACK Duncan Robinson and get the footage for myself. His password for every account is RayAllenIsAScrub. I already socially engineered it out of him, what a moron.