If you are watching this video, congratulations! You have displayed uncommon commitment to the plight of scrubs across the NBA. Your devotion to the role-player cause is laudable. That said, I really recommend that you watch another video. ANY OTHER video. Don’t want this one. If there is joy to be derived from watching Garrett…
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Terance Mann 14 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
While editing the thumbnail for this video, it struck me that Terance Mann has a somewhat feminine jawline. That’s not, like, a problem or anything, but it stands out in a league where most of the players have jawbones that jut out more. The mammoth square jaws of the NBA can usually be attributed to…
Read MoreTyler Johnson 21 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
The Tyler Johnson redemption tour continues! Found lying motionless on the slopes of the mountains surrounding Phoenix by Nets officials, they first took the opportunity to shave off his horrible facial hair, then brushed him off, bundled him, still unconscious, onto a plane, and turned him into a reasonable player for their Bubb Squad. It’s…
Read MoreJoe Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
Joe Harris has made 171 threes this year. A decent amount of threes, not an incredible amount of threes. What’s really surprising is that he’s made 201 twos. I’m staring, mouth agape and eyes bulging, at the stats in front of me. How is it possible that Harris, three-point contest champion, has made more buckets…
Read MoreAlec Burks 20 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
In my last Alec Burks video description, which was written just two days ago, I had these words to say: “Now Josh Richardson is slumping hard but Burks is there to pic up the slack! This is exactly why they got him!” Boy, do I look foolish now or what? Josh Richardson broke out of…
Read MoreBen McLemore 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
I’m not gonna be the guy who judges other dudes for their hair-styling choices, but I just want to confirm that everybody else is seeing what I’m seeing. Is Ben McLemore reining in his uncontrollable hair strands by tying them to the side of his head with a rubber band? Am I seeing this correctly?…
Read MoreDaQuan Jeffries 13 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
The video I uploaded right before this one depicted Austin Rivers scoring a career high 41 points. As I type this, that video is gaining views at an astronomical rate. The sweet nectar of success has splashed upon my lips, and yet… THIS video is what DownToBuck is really about. Scrubs on bad teams scoring…
Read MoreAustin Rivers Career High 41 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
“Dear Diary, When I found out that we would all be playing basketball in Orlando for a long time, without ever having to leave, I was really really excited. Orlando is my favorite place in the whole world because of the theme parks and fun rides and the Disney characters walking around everywhere! When I…
Read MoreZion Williamson 25 Points Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
We all know that the reason the NBA invited so many teams into the Bubb was because they wanted Zion Williamson (and, incidentally, the rest of the Pelicans’ roster) to be in the playoffs. Nobody’s gone right out and said it, but this conclusion is so obvious that it completely bypasses “conspiracy theory” territory and…
Read MoreGary Clark 15 Points/2 Blocks Full Highlights (8/9/2020)
Whenever I think of Gary Clark, I always think of the massed hordes of Rockets fans who were convinced that he was going to be some kind of game-changing stud right out of the gate for their team. The amount of verbal fellation that they lavished upon Daryl Morey for having the foresight to acquire…
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