I’m trying to figure out how to craft a nickname for Darius Bazley that somehow corresponds to the name of Blaze Bayley, you know, that dude who got to be lead singer of Iron Maiden for a few years and no one knows why. I’m thinking, Bazley isn’t really that good, and neither was Bayley, and their names are pretty similar, so it should work out, right? But it’s not working out. At all. I just can’t make it work. This is what I have so far:
-Blaze Bayzley
-Baze Bazley
-Blayze Blazely
-Darius Blaze
-Blazely Bayzleybay
-Blyze Zeebley
-Darius Bazley
-Blaze Bayley
This should be easy. It really should be. A guy with as much of a nickname-crafting pedigree as DTB should be able to knock this one out in a minute or two. But as you can see, I’m not knocking anything out. It’s a whole bunch of garbage. Just straight garbage.
I give up. Enjoy Bazley’s 22 points sans-nickname, if you can.
God damn it.