The preferred method of watching this video is to unfocus your eyes and sort of gaze at the screen of your video-viewing device without actually looking specifically at it. If you follow these recommendations, you can pretend that the 76ers’ Raul Neto is one of the following players:
-Steve Nash. Nash was known for his crafty finishes at the rim, and, what do you know, Neto has his fair share of sneaky buckets in this one. And if you’re color blind, the Sixers’ unis will look just like the Suns’ purple-and-orange getup. Probably. I don’t know how color blindness works.
-Ricky Rubio. Rubio has considerably more hair than Neto both on top of his head and on the front/sides/bottom of it, but that’s where the differences end the similarities start. Don’t take this “unfocused gaze” thing too far, though, because Rubio was on the opposing team, so if you’re looking at the court you might literally just be seeing him rather than Neto.
-Leandro Barbosa. The speed. The jumpshot. The Brazilian-ness. It’s all there. Especially if everything in your vision is a blurred-together mass of indistinct shapes.
-Nene. Actually, if you’re staring at this game and you think Neto is actually Nene, who is eight inches taller and way darker in skin tone, you need to get your vision checked by a professional ASAP.