Final DTB video tally for the 2019-20 NBA regular season: 2034 Final DTB worth-watching video tally for the 2019-20 NBA regular season: 1 (this one) Forget about all the other crap I made this season. Just forget about it. Actually, I’ve given you no choice, because I just took all the other vids I made…
Read MoreDay: August 15, 2020
Devon Hall 12 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (8/14/2020)
So does the play-in game for the playoffs between the Blazers and Grizzlies count as a regular season game or playoff game? Or neither? Both???? I need to know, because if it’s a regular season game, we’re good. If it’s not a regular season game, I have to get all sentimental about this being the…
Read MoreTerance Mann Career High 25 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (8/14/2020)
Terance Mann was shooting around several hours before the game. There were a few NBA staff members milling around, but no players. That was for the best. Terance didn’t want to be disturbed. He did a few dribble moves before pulling into a midrange jumpshot. Swish. Just like the last ten. But he wondered if…
Read MoreAmir Coffey Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (8/14/2020)
Amir Coffey walked into the locker room after the Clippers’ victory in their final regular-season game. The mood was jubilant, even though many of the players on the roster hadn’t even played in the game; there was much clapping of backs and exchanging of fist-bumps all around. Many jokes were told about how the Clippers’…
Read MoreHamidou Diallo Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (8/14/2020)
Prior to this game, Hamidou Diallo had ZERO twenty-point games in his career. Now he has…ONE twenty point game. And it’s not like he just barely crawled over the twenty-point threshold with some wimpy, pathetic, 21-point game. No, he DOMINATED that threshold (and the Clippers) by posting 27 points, doubling his season high and also…
Read MoreSolomon Hill 21 Points Full Highlights (8/14/2020)
I just checked to see if Solomon “Hobo James Harden” Hill is still getting paid from that gigantic, unreasonable deal that the Pelicans gave him four years ago. Yep, he’s still getting paid from that deal, to the tune of more than thirteen million dollars this year. The Heat are paying him high-end starter money…
Read MoreKendrick Nunn 23 Points Full Highlights (8/14/2020)
Kendrick Nunn scored 23 points today. Pretty good right? Yeah, it sounds alright until you find out that he needed to shoot 27 shots to score those 23 points. Then, suddenly, it’s not alright anymore. That’s Dillon Brooks territory. That’s Jordan Crawford territory. That’s GETTING KICKED OUT OF THE BUBBLE territory. Speaking of getting Bubb-banished,…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 23 Points Full Highlights (8/14/2020)
OFFICIAL DTB APOLOGY: I hereby apologize for that one Doug McDermott highlight video I made a long time ago where I looped an audio clip of Bulls commentator Stacey King rasping “Doug McBuckets” over and over throughout the whole thing. It seemed funny at the time (and actually it still is sorta funny) but it…
Read MoreP.J. Dozier 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (8/14/2020)
Has anybody in the Nuggets organization come up with the idea yet to sell Nuggets-branded pajamas under the name “P.J. Dozier’s Dozer PJs”? They’re called “Dozer PJs” because they’re pajamas and they’re made for people who like to doze. If nobody affiliated with the Nuggets has thought of this yet, then I’m going to be…
Read MoreStanley Johnson 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (8/14/2020)
Stanley Johnson resurrected himself from the dead (actually the very end of the Raptors bench – but being dead is basically the same thing) in the game before this with a “game-winner” against the Philly Cheesesteaks. I put “game-winner” in quotes because there were still five seconds left in the game at the time he…
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