Has anybody in the Nuggets organization come up with the idea yet to sell Nuggets-branded pajamas under the name “P.J. Dozier’s Dozer PJs”? They’re called “Dozer PJs” because they’re pajamas and they’re made for people who like to doze.
If nobody affiliated with the Nuggets has thought of this yet, then I’m going to be the one proposing the idea to them and making 50% royalties on all pajamas sold. Who needs Patreon when you can be the part owner of a sleepwear megacorporation whose products are on all the online storefronts and on the endcaps of every apparel store in the nation? These pajamas will be so fluffy and comfortable, and they’ll have Dozier’s happy-looking face (rendered in a friendly cartoony style) on the front.
If the Nuggets are unwilling to work with me on this, then I’ll have no choice but to go into business for myself and vacuum up 100% of the profits. It might be illegal to use the Nuggets official logos and wordmark all over my products, but you know what else is illegal (or should be illegal)? Ignoring a great frickin’ business venture like this. Dozer PJ’s are the future of clothing. Not just bed-themed clothing but all clothing in general. You know how much money humanity spends on clothing every year? I don’t, but it’s probably a lot.
Somebody please give me money for this idea.