Zion Williamson is clearly quite a bit heftier than he was in high school. He’s also clearly above a healthy playing weight right now. Four months of NBA postponement didn’t help him slim down at all. But who can really blame him? I mean, food tastes SO GOOD. I’m compulsively thinking about food at least…
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Bogdan Bogdanovic Career High 35 Points Full Highlights (8/6/2020)
“It was nice of you to invite me on your little fishing trip,” Boban Marjanovic said as he cast out his line. A floppy hat was perched on his head and his legs dangled off the side of the boat as he reclined in his chair. Bogdan Bogdanovic, the organizer of the expedition which saw…
Read MoreCameron Payne 15 Points Full Highlights (8/6/2020)
NBA fans, as a whole, are very interested in the concept of “worst player in the league”. Which is fair, because while thinking about good players is fun, thinking about bad players is like a million times more fun. That’s the whole reason I started this channel. So people could think about bad players more….
Read MoreThomas Bryant 19 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (8/5/2020)
Totally Hostile Overwhelming Masculinity Assaulting Seventy-Sixers Bryant Relishes Your Absolute Nutsack-clenching Terror
Read MoreJerome Robinson 19 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)
So it turns out that all Jerome Robinson needed to succeed was…a team where all his teammates are scrubs and where there’s not really a clear-cut first option on offense. That’s not a situation that comes up often in today’s NBA. In fact, it’s not a situation that comes up EVER, because no matter how…
Read MoreDzanan Musa 13 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)
This is the time when Dzanan Musa needs to take the reins and announce to the world “I maybe belong in the NBA.” Because everything he has shown us to this point says, “I should be playing in Europe.” It’s an established fact that this Brooklyn Nets roster which is chilling out in the bubble…
Read MoreDonta Hall 11 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)
Prior to the bubble, Donta Hall had scored one bucket this season. It was for the Pistons, and let me tell you: it kinda sucked. And not only because it was for the Pistons. I was analyzing dunks for inclusion in the end-of-month dunkilations, a process that requires me to view every dunk that gets…
Read MoreRobert Williams 18 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (8/5/2020)
I thought that this would be the season that Robert Williams III broke out. A young dude with monster athleticism and tons of potential being molded by one of the best organizations in the league, coming in with a whole offseason to work on his game? That’s a recipe for success right there. Sadly, he…
Read MoreJeremiah Martin 20 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)
You will have a very hard time convincing me that the NBA player supposedly named “Jeremiah Martin” is not just Jarell Martin acting under a pseudonym. I’ve already done all the research. The timelines just match up too perfectly. Jarell Martin got waived by the Cavaliers in October, before the season even started, ending a…
Read MoreSteven Adams 18 Points Full Highlights (8/5/2020)
Steven Adams takes a seriously scary fall in this video. So scary that I showed two replays of it just to underline how scary it was. On the replays it looks even scarier because you can see clearly his leg getting trapped and his knee bending in a freaky way. But Adams’ body is comprised…
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