Jae “Crowd Control” Crowder not only was the Heat’s second-leading scorer in ther game-one win over the Loseton CeLtics, but he had a clutch defensive stop on Kemba Walker in the waning seconds of regulation.
Honestly, for Kemba to try to take Crowder one-on-one was a bad idea. Crowder is known for his defensive ability, and Kemba was booty all game. I was honestly having Brandon Jennings flashbacks, which are the second-worst flashbacks you can get, the first-worst being when you remember the time that you ordered 25 chicken wings from a place and they forgot the blue cheese dressing so you had to eat spicy buffalo wings without the aid of a dip that would ameliorate the spiciness. I may have also had Monta Ellis flashbacks. At that point I was really not in a good state of mind and I can’t remember all the bad things that were going on in my head.
Since it has become tradition for me to bring up Andre Iguodala in every Jae Crowder video I make (since they are somewhat comparable as players and they were part of the same package when they went from Memphis to Miami), I just want to note here that Iguodala scored three points in fifteen minutes in this game. If he had played the amount of minutes that Crowder played (40), he would have scored 8. Reminder: Crowder scored 22. And Iguodala was supposed to be the headliner in that trade? Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I DERIVE SO MUCH GLEE FROM THIS AND I DON’T KNOW WHY