Of all the Heat players who have been making the Bucks’ lives miserable in this series, Duncan Robinson has not been one of them. In the three games before this one, he put up the following statlines (OFFICIAL DTB WARNING: the following statistics are not to be viewed by the infirm or the faint of…
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Serge Ibaka 18 Points Full Highlights (9/5/2020)
Has Serge “Ibaka Gaijin” Ibaka low-key been one of the best players on the Raptors during their in-progress playoff run? I’m looking at the stats, and I’m looking at the eye-test (a process which involves me searching my cranial archives for plays I remember Ibaka making in these games), and the only conclusion I can…
Read MoreEric Gordon 23 Points Full Highlights (9/4/2020)
This is the fifth Eric Gordon vid I have made so far in the playoffs. For the whole regular season leading up to this, I made four. One of those was a 50-burger, which basically counts as two vids by itself, but still. What’s going on here? Gordon spends the entire season injured/sucking, and then…
Read MoreAlex Caruso 14 Points/4 Assists Full Highlights (9/4/2020)
You know things have gone somewhat wrong for the Lakers when Alex Caruso is the third leading scorer for them in a playoff game. That’s not the gameplan going in. It’s not like Vogel is like “okay, LeBron, you do your thing, AD, back him up, but my idea for tonight is to make sure…
Read MoreJae Crowder 17 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (9/4/2020)
There’s not much that can faze Heat fans right now, and any attempt I make to denigrate them or their team will be construed as the salty, but inconsequential, babblings of a despondent Bucks fan, but that doesn’t mean I can’t try. And here’s the best I came up with: The Heat will pay Andre…
Read MoreBrook Lopez 22 Points Full Highlights (9/4/2020)
It’s time to come clean to all my loyal subscribers: I have not watched a second, no, not a single solitary second, of the Bucks’ second-round series against the Heat. The only parts of it I have seen have been through the highlight videos I’m forced to make. And I’m happier for it. I’m not…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 18 Points Full Highlights (9/3/2020)
We are getting closer and closer to seeing a Marcus Morris vs. Markieff Morris battle in the playoffs. It feels like we should’ve seen such a thing already, since they’ve both been on a bunch of teams, but we haven’t. But that’s going to change pretty soon if things continue on their current trajectory, unless…
Read MoreFred VanVleet 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (9/3/2020)
Players are now allowed to bring guests within the sparkling clean, virus-free confines of The Bubb. For Fred VanVleet, that means bringing his female companion (most likely a girlfriend or wife) and the mini-sized version of himself who is appropriately named Fred VanVleet Jr. Unfortunately, this miniature version of FVV is not of much use…
Read MoreEric Gordon 21 Points Full Highlights (9/2/2020)
“This might be the breakout game that he’s looking for,” says ESPN commentator Mark Jones after Eric Gordon hits two three-pointers in rapid succession to give him a blistering total of SIX WHOLE POINTS halfway through the first quarter. I’m all for commentators trying to manufacture hype and excitement, but trying to do it with…
Read MoreRobert Covington 21 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (9/2/2020)
This performance was great, but, as they (“they” being “dudes who literally went to space and didn’t die”) say, “Houston, we have a problem”. That problem is that Robert Covington, despite having the BEST forehead wrinkles in the entire league (a comprehensive ranking of the forehead wrinkles of all NBA players will be made available…
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