https://youtu.be/g2mqp7-028c I have to say, a Malik Monk highlight video just isn’t a Malik Monk highlight video unless it has the Charlotte commentators. Sure, these Suns commentators are kind of enthused about Monk’s performance in this game, I have to give them props for at least acknowledging what he was doing on the court (sometimes…
Read MoreMonth: February 2021
Jarrett Allen 26 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/24/2021)
https://youtu.be/41kBQHGzrkE If Andre Drummond hasn’t been told by the Cavaliers to just stop showing up to work and chill out at home instead, they should probably tell him pretty soon, because Jarrett Allen is absolutely BALLING the frick OUT right now and it’s making Drummond look bad. We already know that Drummond started developing a…
Read MoreMoritz Wagner 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2021)
https://youtu.be/7gH5oy_Lm-A OFFICIAL MORITZ WAGNER NICKNAMES POWER RANKINGS 1. Puttin’ on the ‘Ritz 2. Krieg 3. Gotterdammerung 4. Mo Money Mo Problems 5. Floppy Disk 6. Lips [POWER GAP] 9001. The Big Berliner [POWER ABYSS] 900000001. Mo
Read MoreBryn Forbes 23 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2021)
https://youtu.be/YxyF-O69a5E The more I think about it, the more it makes sense for me to completely tear down my playstyle in pickup basketball and model it after Bryn Forbes. After all, Forbes and I share many meaningful characteristics: -Inability to dunk -Inability to jump -Inability to grab rebounds -Inability to provide playmaking or ball-handling in…
Read MoreSaben Lee 21 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2021)
https://youtu.be/YXN_42t94ZU Saben Lee. Just say the name out loud. That’s a name that’s infused with primal athletic force. It’s like the phrase that God uttered to breathe the game of basketball into existence as clouds of formless stellar dust swirled around him. It’s like Gaben of Valve and Half Life fame was combined with Saber,…
Read MoreBruce Brown Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2021)
https://youtu.be/nxT7YRrYgVA Bruce Brown wasn’t even in the rotation for the Nets at the beginning of the season. He was just sitting on the bench contemplating the ever-inflating price of concession stand nachos. Caris Levert and Spencer Dinwiddie were taking all of his minutes. After a promising sophomore season in Detroit, it was sort of maybe…
Read MoreGeorges Niang Career High 21 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/22/2021)
https://youtu.be/ndEgC81uuIk Georges Niang went 7-of-7 from three this game, scoring all of his points by way of the three-ball. After his final three-pointer splashed down with less than a minute to go, the Hornets commentators discussed who had the record for most threes without a miss. They alleged that it was Klay Thompson with a…
Read MoreDavid Nwaba Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2021)
https://youtu.be/JXFYQ1aAT4M To my great disappointment, only 474 people (at the time of this writing) watched my last David Nwaba video, which was uploaded a week ago now. I think I know the reason though: that video was only nineteen points. Nineteen points isn’t enough to get people to spend two minutes of their hard-earned life…
Read MoreTyrese Haliburton 23 points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/21/2021)
https://youtu.be/tKiP5QEhZdE When I think about Tyrese Haliburton and his weird jumpshot mechanics that are strangely accurate, another legend of the Kings’ recent-but-not-so-recent past comes to mind. I’m thinking, of course, of the guy with the OG borked shot form: Kevin Martin. Like Haliburton, Kevin Martin kicked off his NBA career with the Kings. Unlike Haliburton,…
Read MoreDaQuan Jeffries 18 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2021)
https://youtu.be/KT_cxW66kGc So DaQuan “DaQuantum Mechanics” Jeffries went from not playing in ANY of the Kings’ first 24 games to starting against the Bucks and playing almost forty minutes. That’s pretty crazy. Crazy to the point where it calls into question Luke Walton’s rotations up to this point. Usually, a player getting DNP’s and a player…
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