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Out of all things in the world that you could christen “Timelord”, I feel like a shot-blocking center in the NBA is the last thing that would earn that moniker. I don’t even know how he got the nickname, all I know is that I can’t make sense of it. Nothing about him screams “lord of time” at me.
For comparison’s sake, here’s a list of things that would be more aptly called “Timelord”:
-My new progressive metal band, or the debut album of that band, or the title track of that album, or all three. Or, since I would be the drummer, you could call me “Timelord” in reference to my extremely technical drumming in odd time signatures
-A new line of high-end wristwatches from Rolex
-A sci-fi fantasy novel from the 70’s
-Greg Oden. When he was 22 years old he was already 40 years old
-Xon Z’org, the 5th dimensional chronoentity whose cosmic timepiece has dictated the flow of time even before the big bang brought matter as we know it into existence, and will continue to dictate it after the last shred of energy fades out from the universe