https://youtu.be/Tid_aZlkecs OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO EVEN THOUGH I’M SEMI-RETIRED AND SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MAKE SIX VIDEOS IN A DAY POWER RANKINGS 1. 22 points is two points less than Theo Maledon’s season high 2. Maledon is a rookie, and his season high is necessarily equivalent to his career high, therefore this game is…
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Jakob Poeltl Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2021)
https://youtu.be/djA7YsGXfMM Official relations between the countries of Austria and Montenegro have worsened significantly in the aftermath of this game, where Jakob Poeltl (the official representative of Austria) completely ruined the Bulls debut of Nikola Vucevic (the official representative of Montenegro). After spending most of the first half converting on barely-contested layups, Poeltl pulled out the…
Read MoreJordan Nwora Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2021)
https://youtu.be/Ki6Ks-f6tQo I’m pretty sure, no, I’m almost 100% certain that what the Bucks did last night violated some kind of league rule. There’s no way that resting Giannis, Middleton, Holiday, and DiVincenzo all at the same time is in any way allowed. Adam Silver is probably shaking with rage and pounding shots of whiskey while…
Read MoreThanasis Antetokounmpo Career High 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2021)
https://youtu.be/3LX1yxM-HD8 Giannis Antetokounmpo’s most recent game: 16 points, 5 assists, 8 rebounds, 1/3 from three in an embarrassing loss to the Celtics. Thanasis Antetokounmpo’s most recent game: 23 points, 5 assists, 10 rebounds, 4/5 from three in an inspiring win* against the Knicks. And, for fun, Kostas Antetokounmpo’s most recent game: 0 points, 0 assists,…
Read MoreMoses Brown 21 Points/23 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/27/2021)
https://youtu.be/htMR24_E_cU Moses Brown’s 23 rebounds is the most any Thunder player has grabbed. Ever. “Buh buh buh BUT DEE TEE BEE” you wail from your recliner, the vinyl of which has fused permanently with your skin making you a disgusting creature that is half-man and half-furniture. “What about all the Seattle Super S…S…Sonics players who…
Read MoreTerance Mann 23 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2021)
https://youtu.be/tNzGB28SrHI Is it just me, or are people not really paying much attention to the Clippers this year? This can’t be what Kawhi Leonard was expecting; to form a superteam with Paul George in Los Angeles, choke in an incredible fashion in The Bubb ‘Offs, and then have no one care only one year into…
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