Theo Maledon 22 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2021)

https://youtu.be/Tid_aZlkecs

OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO EVEN THOUGH I’M SEMI-RETIRED AND SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MAKE SIX VIDEOS IN A DAY POWER RANKINGS

1. 22 points is two points less than Theo Maledon’s season high
2. Maledon is a rookie, and his season high is necessarily equivalent to his career high, therefore this game is two points off his career high
3. It’s Sunday so I don’t really have anything else going on
4. Maledon is French so maybe I’ll get some French people to donate to my Patreon (note: donations in anything other than real American currency will be returned to the donator)
5. Maledon didn’t get enough assists for me to show the assists in the video, which makes my job easier
6. Other than the two twenty-point games, Maledon hasn’t been a high-volume scorer in this league

[POWER GAP]

9001. Respect for my own time and sanity
9002. Respect for the concept of retirement

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