https://youtu.be/2NOot4gQ0jI
This is my 14th video of the day. In past years of DownToBuck, that would be nothing notable (I’m pretty sure that on one of the regular season finale days I made over 50), but for this year of DownToBuck, the semi-retired year, it’s WAY too many. And there’s games from the day after this that have already finished at the time of this writing. In past years, once the next day’s games started, that’s when I stopped. Not anymore, I guess.
I had to channel my “Big Deck Energy” to get this one out the door. “Big Deck Energy” is a similar concept to “Big Dick Energy” except that instead of the energy coming from your ding-dong, it comes from Oklahoma City Thunder forward Gabriel Deck. He’s a much more reliable source of energy, I’ve found. Unflagging, undepletable. Always there when you need it. I’m pretty sure that’s why the Thunder signed him, so that they could put Aleksej Pokusevski next to him to make sure that he didn’t die of malnutrition. You don’t need to eat when you have Deck’s endless energy reserves sitting next to you on the team bus.
OKC’s old method of putting Pokusevski next to the microwave in the team break room also worked, but the microwave wasn’t as portable as Deck is.
Aside from helping prevent the premature demise of his teammate, Deck has proven to be a semi-capable player in his own right, leading me to declare him (as of right now) the Argentine John Stockton. Note: if you try to claim that Facundo Campazzo is the Argentine John Stockton, you are invited to leave my channel and never come back. Maybe Campazzo’s play style is more similar to Stockton, but in terms of appearance, it’s not even close.