https://youtu.be/JI0eYcwlfqk You can put this one up there with the most unexpected scoring performances of the season. I don’t have handy the full list of most unexpected scoring performances, but my intuition tells me that Kelan Martin’s 25 points in 25 minutes, after having a previous season-high of just eleven points, is way up there…
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Reggie Bullock 24 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2021)
https://youtu.be/BpSOYjD8ZDs Reggie Bullock was not all that good last season. For being a supposed “three-point specialist”, his three-point percentage of 33.3% (look at all those threes, it’s a message from god) didn’t turn any heads, except the heads of Knicks fans, who were turning their heads to look at the target of their disgust. However,…
Read MoreIgnas Brazdeikis 16 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2021)
https://youtu.be/Y7_5mFkyAHc It is my duty as an uploader of scrub-centric highlight videos to try to generate hype for scrubs wherever and whenever I can. To that end, I have been brainstorming ways to increase the visibility of the Lithuanian Lumberjack himself, Ignas Brazdeikis. Not only will increased visibility aid Brazdeikis in securing future NBA contracts,…
Read MoreJaylen Hoard 16 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2021)
https://youtu.be/BvVgh5uUw-8 From my understanding, there’s a relatively popular TV show called “Hoarders” which depicts people with severe cases of hoarding disorder living amongst huge piles of absolute filth and not seeing anything wrong with it. I don’t actually watch TV so I don’t know much about this show other than that it exists to exploit…
Read MoreCameron Payne 24 Points Full Highlights (5/9/2021)
https://youtu.be/YPHG82b9LxA The Bubble last season literally saved Cameron Payne’s career. I can literally type those words and not be exaggerating or lying (not that I would ever exaggerate or lie in my video descriptions). In those eight games, Payne averaged ten PPG per game and played a significant role in the Suns going 8-0 in…
Read MoreKillian Hayes 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (5/9/2021)
https://youtu.be/P8B4EH69TQs Phew. For a while there, a long while there, I was afraid that the whole season would go by without me having the chance to make a Killian Hayes highlight video. Imagine the seventh overall pick not getting a rookie-season DTB highlight video even though I was willing and ready to drop everything and…
Read MoreJalen Harris 16 Points Full Highlights (5/8/2021)
https://youtu.be/eTrX5AKuV3A Jalen Harris was the 59th overall pick in last year’s draft, which makes it a huge accomplishment that he was able to get his very own DTB highlight video. It’s even more impressive considering that he’s appeared in fewer games (10) than all but two of the second-round picks who have NBA minutes under…
Read MoreGeorges Niang Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (5/8/2021)
https://youtu.be/Z7A5upPkeFo Georges Niang’s contract ends after this season. After getting paid five million dollars total over three years (a total steal for the Jazz), he’ll be entering the free-agent market as a highly sought-after 3&D player. At age 27, he’ll be standing face-to-face with his first bigtime NBA payday. (Note that I am making the…
Read MoreKenyon Martin Jr. Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (5/8/2021)
https://youtu.be/nhtJ-vPPtUc So I guess Kenyon Martin Jr. is going by “KJ” now? At first I thought it was just the Rockets commentators being senile, getting him confused with Rockets legend KJ McDaniels, but then the Jazz commentators were calling him that as well, and there’d be no reason for them to be confused in the…
Read MoreKhyri Thomas Career High 27 Points Full Highlights (5/8/2021)
https://youtu.be/kbX1kS32z78 On the surface, this Rockets versus Jazz matchup looked like just another random late-season game between two unevenly-matched teams. Nothing special, nothing notable, just another one of the thousands of games that comprise the NBA season. But a closer look reveals that this was actually a very exciting matchup between two players, Khyri Thomas…
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