https://youtu.be/2mJb0knm8WU Have the Kings attempted to do any sort of promotional tie-in between their 10 PPG per game bench shooting guard Terence Davis and the nearby University of California – Davis, which is just a few miles to the west of Sacramento? I actually don’t know how such a promotion would work, but I’m not…
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Dwayne Bacon Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2021)
https://youtu.be/1xK-vBpM14E Is it just me, or did the Hornets commentators sound a little… salty? Salty about Dwayne “A and Y Correctly Positioned” Bacon dominating his former team to the tune of a career-high 28 points? I’m not the world’s greatest salt detector, so I could be wrong. Sometimes stuff said sarcastically is interpreted by me…
Read MoreKhyri Thomas 16 Points Rockets Debut Full Highlights (5/7/2021)
https://youtu.be/1G827xAM5-s Every team has a certain role-player that destroys them every time. Or, if not destroys, at least scores an unreasonably large amount of points considering the role-player status. You can ask any fanbase, and they’ll quickly respond with the name (or names) of their tormentor. Someone should do a survey; I’d be interested to…
Read MoreKenyon Martin Jr. Career High 26 Points/7 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (5/7/2021)
https://youtu.be/NOZWNmd5NS0 I will never stop being mad at Kenyon Martin (Sr.) for being the one to KILL Nate Wolters’ NBA career. Not a day goes by where I don’t think “Jason Kidd and Kenyon Martin teamed up to ruin the NBA prospects of a promising young point guard just so that they could crappily relive…
Read MoreTy Jerome 23 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2021)
https://youtu.be/Us8J8bKYQRc Ty Jerome and his team-high 23 points really kept the Thunder afloat in this game, except he didn’t really, because the Thunder still lost by 21 when all was said and done. All he did was prevent a blowout from turning into an even more devastating blowout. Not that this year’s iteration of the…
Read MoreMychal Mulder 25 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2021)
https://youtu.be/hAPrXvLkzCs It’s getting a bit late in the season for me to start declaring which players on the Warriors roster are “Klay Thompson replacements”, but I’m going to do it anyway because I really don’t have another angle for this video description. Simply put, Mychal Mulder is the Klay Thompson replacement that the Warriors have…
Read MoreRaul Neto Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2021)
https://youtu.be/QeFqBnfS8uM At the risk of sounding like I’m focused on irrelevancies rather than the actual sport of basketball, does anybody else share my opinion that Raul Neto is the most attractive guy currently on the ‘Zards? Scrolling down the list of players that comprise the ‘Zards roster, I can easily picture these dudes in my…
Read MoreAnthony Lamb 22 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2021)
https://youtu.be/eryW4ihkF0Y Anthony Lamb has had a bit of weird season. He’s got two twenty-burgers under his belt, which has him tied for 11th place on the “rookie twenty point games” leaderboards (which isn’t a leaderboard that existed until I spoke it into existence just five seconds ago*). But he hasn’t had any other games scoring…
Read MoreArmoni Brooks 20 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2021)
https://youtu.be/uNQz3FB9fuI Armoni Brooks recently made his DTB debut by scoring 16 points on 5-of-6 shooting from the threezone. Now he has improved on that mark by scoring 20 points on…6-of-14 from the threezone. That’s eight more attempts for one more make, but it’s still a decent percentage, so I’ll roll with it. I would take…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 25 Points Full Highlights (5/5/2021)
https://youtu.be/gyjtWadVQa8 “Dear Diary, Being an NBA player is hard and scary. Playing basketball is the easy part, but I don’t get why teams always trade me. I told Dad that teams shouldn’t trade me because I’m good at basketball, but he said Austin sometimes teams have to make trades to improve their cap situation. I…
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