Dwayne Bacon 26 Points Full Highlights (3/28/2021)

https://youtu.be/izOVyhzkJCI When Nikola Vucevic, Aaron Gordon, and Evan Fournier all got scattered across the league at the trade deadline, Terrence Ross had the perfect response. He posted that picture of the emaciated-looking Somalian pirate saying “I’m the captain now.” This was in reference to the fact that the Magic no longer had any good players,…

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Dwayne Bacon 24 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2020)

By many metrics, Dwayne Bacon is one of the very worst players in the NBA this season. You’d have to search far and wide to find an advanced stat that likes him, and when you did find it, it would turn out that it used “Last name resemblence to names of food items” as a…

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Dwayne Bacon Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2019)

Hornets fans seem to think that this guy is not actually good, but I don’t know where they got that idea, because when I watch this video I see nothing but buckets. It’s like he never misses. Falsehoods peddled by fake news sites like basketball-reference.com and nba.com may indicate that he misses shots. Lies. The…

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Dwayne Bacon 22 Points Full Highlights (10/23/2019)

Dwayne Bacon ended last season on something of a high note, scoring in double-figures semi-consistently including a trifecta of 20-burgers. I will not debase myself so far as to use the adjective “sizzling” to describe his performances, but he was definitely giving Hornets fans some hope for the future. Which is something they need really…

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Dwayne Bacon 21 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2019)

Dwayne “Not Dwyane” Bacon has been sneaking up on that wide-open job of “second option” on the Hornets, and with this, his third-straight twenty-point game, he’s one step closer to taking that job. Now that I think a little bit harder about it, he should just go ahead and take it right now. The Hornets…

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Dwayne Bacon Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2019)

Just to clue you in to some of the day-to-day struggle of an NBA highlights superstar: I had to type out the title of this video 14 seperate times before I was able to correctly put “Dwayne” instead of “Dwyane”. And I had to do a few takes on that previous sentence as well. Dwyane…

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Dwayne Bacon Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (3/24/2019)

If you know anything about the exciting conclusion of this game, you’ll know that all the stuff that Dwayne Bacon did during the course of the game was made completely irrelevant and pointless. Even though he set a new career-high of twenty points (there’s no such thing as “The Hall of the Twenty-Point Scorers”, but…

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Dwayne Bacon 18 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)

It would be so easy to call Dwayne Bacon “The Baconator”. So easy. Way too easy. In my opinion, if a nickname presents itself so readily, it’s probably a bad nickname. Even if it checks all the boxes: -Is related to the name of the player -Is fun to say -References some popular cultural item…

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Dwayne Bacon 15 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2018)

Dwayne Bacon is one of those players whose just been forgotten about this season. I think there was some hype for him from his college days, maybe I’m wrong, but if there was, it’s gone now. He was such a low-volume “scorer” in his rookie year that it was hard for me to scrounge together…

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Dwayne Bacon 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2018)

The Hornets just handed the Grizzlies one of the worst losses in NBA history, and the only video I get to make for the winning team is Dwayne “The Baconator” Bacon scoring a measly fifteen points? I understand that Kemba had 46, but that means there’s almost 100 more points that the Hornets scored that…

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