Here’s the deal: Dario Saric just scored a career-high 26 points, and it was really sweet. But there are more pressing issues.
Namely, that I don’t think that messed up center part of his upper lip is ever going to support mustache-based life-forms. Ever. It certainly doesn’t now, and I don’t see why the situation would ever change. Cleft palates suck, it’s not his fault, but he’s got like a reverse Hitler-stache going on. Maybe he and Anthony Davis could orchestrate an eyebrow-for-mustache trade? HAR HAR HAR.
HAR.
Maybe that was a tasteless joke, but I haven’t been engendering enough controversy lately. What I’m saying is, he needs to shave that thing off. Straight up. Without it, he looks fine. Nothing looks amiss. With it? You know those bald dudes who are still trying to rock a ponytail made out of fringe hairs? Yeah. Facial hair is cool, except when it’s not. And that’s all I have to say about that.
Whatever the sitch on his face, 26 points is pretty good. Pretty damn good. Combine this with his 21-point game yesterday and you have reason to be hyped with regards to the 76ers. I mean, a reason to be hyped that DOESN’T have anything to do with that gigantic Cameroonian. It’s good to have a diverse hype-portfolio, to not put all your hype-eggs in one hype-basket.