Make that 7 straight good games for Dario Saric in a row, all of them better than basically any performance he had prior. I’m getting a little suspicious. I don’t want to cast aspersions where aspersions should not be cast, but I’m thinking steroids. Bam. Right there. There has to be some reason, right? Fine, it’s probably not steroids. But here are some of my other theories:
-Ersan Ilyasova told him he was gonna get traded, and that Dario had to be the big man around the house from now on
-He realized that scoring points is more fun than not scoring points
-He started injected steroids into his heinie. Did I say that already?
-Joel Embiid’s death affected him on a personal level, and he vowed to play with the spirit of The Great Cameroonian every night
-Sometimes players go on streaks, what, is that too realistic for you?
-Those Sixers cheerleaders are pretty hot
-If you take the letters in “cheerleaders” and rearrange them a bit you get “cheesesteaks”
-Why does the NBA have cheerleaders anyway