OFFICIAL REASONS WHY MANU GINOBILI SHOULDN’T RETIRE POWER RANKINGS
1. As evidenced by this highlight video, he can still contribute on the court
2. It’s not like his bald spot is getting any worse, right?
3. TIM DUNCAN YOU CAN STILL COME BACK AND REUNITE THE BIG THREE PLEASE
4. Coaching sounds cool in theory until you realize it sucks
5. Immortals shouldn’t be allowed to retire because they’re immortal. Duh.
6. Consideration for Kawhi Leonard’s feelings, if he has them
7. Not enough forty-year-olds in the NBA
8. Argentines would have to get hyped for Nicolas Brussino instead
9. Manu please don’t retire