Jonathon Simmons highlight videos just aren’t the same if they don’t feature the San Antonio commentators. The excitement of Simmons’ drives to the hoop is made less exciting by the absence of that one guy yelling “OH MAMA…the JUICE!!!!” while the other guy chuckles uncontrollably like he smoked a huge doobie before the game. I…
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Eric Gordon 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (5/7/2017)
This is what happens when Eric Gordon makes a ton of threes like he’s supposed to. The Rockets’ opponent gets blown out. Eric Gordon three-pointers = blowout win for the Rockets. It’s that simple. Out of the fourteen games this season where Gordon made five or more threes, only one of them was a loss….
Read MoreBobby Brown 11 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2017)
Eleven points in five minutes? You know what I’m thinking because you’re thinking it too. Tracy McGrady. And Kobe. Combined. The only thing that would make this cooler (besides spiked death pits and a basketball made out of lava) is if Bobby Brown’s eleven points were part of some kind of heroic comeback by the…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 16 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2017)
You know what disgusts me? Sportsmanship. When John Wall brutally undercut Terry Rozier on a dunk attempt, instead of allowing himself to be helped up, Rozier should’ve gotten to his feet as quickly as possible, squared himself, and punched Wall right in the nuts. Sportsmanship is for pansies and foreigners. Back in the NBA of…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 23 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2017)
I’m not going to sit here and write a eulogy for this era of the Raptors. Everyone seems to think that they’re going to blow it up after this, that they’re going to trade away major pieces in a firesale and start over with Bruno Caboclo at the helm (alright I doubt anyone thinks that…
Read MoreCory Joseph 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (5/7/2017)
Wow, turns out that the Raptors don’t even need Kyle Lowry to lose to the Cavaliers. I don’t see any point in re-signing him in free agency if his presence isn’t going to make a difference when they eventually run into LeBron and company. Just roll with the suddenly-semi-competent Cory Joseph as the starter and…
Read MoreKyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2017)
YAWN. The Cavaliers keep winning. Can you expect people to keep tuning in when the outcome of all these games/series are are already determined? The whole point of watching sports is the idea that it is something unscripted, something brand new, something exciting. Sure, the Raptors made this one kind of close, but was there…
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