Why are human ankles so fragile? It seems like evolution should’ve provided us with something a little more sturdy by now. And if you’re one of those nutsos who doesn’t believe in evolution, then your god has some stuff to answer to. Like why he designed us to have a flimsy piece of crap connecting our feet and legs together. Did he never have to walk somewhere on uneven ground? One wrong step and you’re in a world of hurt. If you’re listening up there you weak-ankled jerkoff, I want some new ankles for Michael Beasley. Not even for me. I don’t need them. I think this counts as a prayer so you’re contractually frickin’ obligated to furnish him with the finest ankles a deity can create. Okay bro?