Q: is DownToBuck now blatantly gunning for Serbian views to the deteriment of literally everything else?
A: Yes.
But in my defense, Milos Teodosic is one of the few players in the NBA where I don’t feel resentful when he has an amount of assists that warrant inclusion in a video. Most players, I’m like “god damn here comes seven or eight boring passes, when will my torment end” but it’s not that way with Teodosic. And it’s not like I’m enjoying the assists because I know that they will help me get more views on my videos. I enjoy his assists because they are enjoyable assists. The only sad part is that he’s thirty years old, which means we missed him in his prime, sort of like Pablo Prigioni except that dude was way older by the time he got to the NBA.
Even though Teodosic is still inefficient as hell and looks like a slow version of Greivis Vasquez out there, his team is ten points per 100 possessions better with him on the court. In that sense, he’s like a slow version of Jason Kidd who doesn’t hit his wife and doesn’t drunkenly crash his car into stationary objects and doesn’t dye his hair dubious colors.