Mason Plumlee is the pinkest dude ever. If there’s a dude whose skin gets pinker while playing the game of basketball, I don’t know about him. It’s like, when he steps on the court, he all of a sudden has pure marinara sauce running through his veins and his whole body looks like a giant piece of bubble gum. The blond hair + blond eyebrows combo just makes him look even more vibrantly pink.
Meanwhile, somebody like Nikola Jokic hardly ever even has a tinge of pink on his skin. He looks like a walking corpse 90% of the time because he’s so pale. I don’t know which one is crazier looking, but I’m leaning towards Plumlee because his skin looks like it could be a decoration in the bedroom of a seven-year-old girl.
Skin tone aside, Plumlee has seemingly played a bit better in these last few games. However, my perception of Plumlee is skewed by angry Serbians who hate him for not having good enough chemistry with Jokic. Maybe Plumlee has been playing well this entire time; I certainly don’t watch enough Nuggets games to form my own opinion.