You know what really gets my goat? Other than the Bucks giving up on Rashad Vaughn? When so-called NBA fans spell player’s names wrong on a consistent basis. I’m like, it’s not “Augustine” you disgusting simpleton. Are you too stupid to see his name in print and commit the spelling to memory? He’s been in the league for probably a decade by now. You’ve seen his name dozens of times, if not more if you’re a compulsive box-score stalker. There’s no E at the end. How do you even type words on a keyboard when your brain is so obviously non-functional?
I give you my solemn vow that I have always spelled D.J. Augustin’s name correctly. I might make tons of other typos because I’m in a rush writing these descriptions and my proofreader is a cat (it’s hard to tell the difference between his “you made a typo” meows and his “I’m hungry right now” meows), but I can at least spell “Augustin” without throwing extra letters all over the place like a child knocking over a bowl of alphabet soup.
That’s what really gets my goat.